the world would be a pain in the ass without girls
Is that a pun
No but really All Time Low basically started when Alex went to Jack’s house when they were like 13 or 14 and Alex was really creeped out cause Jack had a barbie CD or something and weird stickers on his guitar so he almost left but he stayed because Jack’s mom made pizza bagels.
why do guys look so hot when they drive
cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning
can 2014 be the year that my life falls into place that would be great thanks
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
nicki minaj is 30
she was born 30 years ago
things that make me cry:
- actually basically everything idk why i started making a list
getting pretty bored with my dashboard i don’t know whether i want to unfollow 50% or follow 150% more
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
Totally had this phone!